by The GM on September 17 at 9:14PM
As I type this up, I am sort of confused and scared. But, I must do it for you. I must do it for the sanctity of this site.
Bruce Pearl has filed for a divorce from his wife of 25 years. Irreconcilable differences is the term so loosely used these days. Pearl, the Tennessee men's basketball coach, likes the older ladies as his wife is three years older than him.
OH WAIT! PAT SUMMITT ALSO FILED FOR DIVORCE THIS SUMMER!!
Maybe the two will find solace in each other. Summitt will find her "fiery ball of machismo" and Pearl will find his "Mrs. Robinson". They will combine DNA and form a SUPER COACH!
Here is the picture of their love child. I took hair samples from both Pearl and Summitt and did a DNA mix. Here is what my computer gave me back:
OH LORD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?!?!
Bruce Pearl has filed for a divorce from his wife of 25 years. Irreconcilable differences is the term so loosely used these days. Pearl, the Tennessee men's basketball coach, likes the older ladies as his wife is three years older than him.
OH WAIT! PAT SUMMITT ALSO FILED FOR DIVORCE THIS SUMMER!!
Maybe the two will find solace in each other. Summitt will find her "fiery ball of machismo" and Pearl will find his "Mrs. Robinson". They will combine DNA and form a SUPER COACH!
Here is the picture of their love child. I took hair samples from both Pearl and Summitt and did a DNA mix. Here is what my computer gave me back:
OH LORD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?!?!
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Comments
Are you sure they didn't create Doug Gottlieb?
That is an insult to prostitute-biters everywhere!!!!
Maybe, but I could see DG yelling out...YOU'VE BEEN A BAAAADDD GIRL
Notre Dame decided they couldn't deal with someone who had a burning desire (although sexual)to win at their school.
This is hilarious