The end of 2007 and the beginning of 2008 has not been so kind to me in the world of Hollywood.  Yes, my celebrity girlfriend, Jessica Alba, is pregnant.  I thought I could deal with it, but now she is also engaged.  I was informed by The Graphics Department that I had to pick a new celebrity girlfriend, seeing as how the future Mrs. Cash Warren is no longer available.

So, I am in need of some help from the readers.  Who will my next celebrity girlfriend be?  The Graphics Department suggested that I should go with Nicole from The Pussy Cat Dolls.  I like the suggestion, but I don't want to just throw myself at the first celebrity I see.  I am picky about these things.

I am also told that I can absolutely not go after a blonde.  But, I am trying to think of someone that is blonde that just blows me away like Jessica Alba.  Sure, she wore her hair blond every-so-often, but who doesn't these days?

One of my favorites lately has been Maggie Q.  Why?  I don't really know, but she seems lovable.  She seems like she could use a guy like me to make her my celebrity girlfriend.  Ms Q was also in "Live Free or Die Hard" and she was quite the ass-kicker.  I like a celebrity girlfriend that could protect me if needed.  She also has a funny side, as she was in the comedy "Balls of Fury."  So, she has a ninja side, a funny side, and she is easy on the eye. I am torn as to what to do.  Any suggestions and links to my possible new celebrity girlfriend are much appreciated.

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