"Listen up all you little Hulk-A-Maniacs, I've got some good news.  Yours truly, the Silver Fox is going to be returning next season to coach the University of Arizona Wildcats.  So, all you little Hulksters and Hulkettes across the world can rest your head on your pillows this evening and thank your lucky stars that your favorite college basketball program isn't going down the shitter like you thought it was.  I'm coming back meaner, wiser, tougher, and more shrewd than ever.  No team will stand in our way.  Teams will bow down, and if they don't, I'll take my fist and ball it up like this and WHAMMY, ring finger right to the forehead.  And when they wake up, they will know that the University of Arizona came through."

-  Lute Olson