Enough is enough.  You really are not a part of this story Jesper.  Let it go!  Yes, you introduced your super, smoking hot nanny to Tiger Woods.  You didn't make them go out, you didn't force them to get married, as a matter of fact, these two probably would have met without you since you had your nanny at all of your tournaments to begin with.

All of this whining and "I'm so sorry" crap has got to end.  If you are really sorry, then the only person you should be talking to is Elin Woods, NOT ESPN. 

This might be my favorite quote from JP:

"I told her this is the guy that I think is everything you want. He's true. He's honest. He has great values. He has everything you would want in a guy. And uhh, I was wrong."

You are correct Jesper, Tiger Woods is everything she wanted in a guy.  What she wanted was a better life.  Do you think she wanted to be your kids' nanny for the rest of her life?  Do you think she wanted to be a no name nude model the rest of her life?  The answer to both of those is NO.  She saw an opportunity and cashed in.  Now, I'm not saying she doesn't love Tiger Woods, but it makes it a whole lot easier to love someone when money isn't an issue.  That is why you are called a TROPHY WIFE. 

There is a saying that goes "You can't turn a ho into a housewife."  Well, it works both ways.  You can't expect a man whore to stay faithful either.  And to think that both Parnevik, a guy who knows Woods SO WELL, and Elin to not see what was going on is not only naive, but also laughable.

Why is anyone surprised that one of the most famous athletes of all generations was with women on the side?  He's not the first, he's not the last, so quit your crying please.



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Comments

[December 14, 2009 11:38 AM]  |  link  |  reply
A Pimp Named Slickback said

Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen.

Elin Woods is attractive enough that if she gave head that was even marginally above average Tiger should have kept his dick in his pants.

[December 14, 2009 1:24 PM]  |  link  |  reply
The GM said

Indeed!

[December 14, 2009 4:38 PM]  |  link  |  reply
A Pimp Named Slickback said

look at you, bitchless. Sans bitch, as the French in France would say.

[January 16, 2010 10:00 PM]  |  link  |  reply
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